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[At Madison Square Park, Ron runs into Jack Lime and his team]
Ron Burgundy : [shocked] What the hell?
Jack Lime : Well, hello, Ron. You out for a jog?
Ron Burgundy : Jack Lime!
[Parents and children scatter away]
Ron Burgundy : Where's everyone going? Please, I don't have time to talk, okay? I have to be somewhere.
Jack Lime : Well, that's funny. 'Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career. Do you realize what it did to me, by making myself call me "Jack Lame"?
[yells]
Jack Lime : It was a living hell!
[panting]
Ron Burgundy : I'm telling you, you have to let me go!
Jack Lime : Oh, don't worry. Four against one. This'll be over fast.
Brian Fantana : Maybe not so fast!
[Champ, Brick, and Brian appear to the rescue]
Ron Burgundy : My news team! Thank God!
Champ Kind : Ain't a day that will be or has been that we don't Ron Burgundy's back.
Jack Lime : Not a problem. When I done with these mutts, I gonna wipe my shoes on the curb.
Brick Tamland : Oh, yeah, Jack Lime? When I'm done with you, my mom's gonna pick me up and take me home.
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History Channel Host : Hey, the History Network wants in on this. We're news too. Only news told much, much later.
Ron Burgundy : Wait a minute, is that The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson with you?
History Channel Host : Yes, it is. And the Mighty Minotaur.
Jack Lime : I don't know about this, man, the Minotaur isn't even history. He's mythology.
Ron Burgundy : Hey, lets not downplay the fact that that's The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson!
The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson : May the Lord anoint this hollowed field of battle.