Ferdinand (2017)
John Cena: Ferdinand
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Quotes
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Ferdinand : [In the china shop] Step lightly. You're a feather. A 2,000 pound feather.
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Angus : [Ferdinand figured how to get his hair out of his eyes for the first time in his life] I can see! Look, a rock! And another rock!
[sees Lupe]
Angus : And the world's most ugliest dog! And there it is, my nemesis! I'm comin' for YOU, ye wee wooden devil!
[charges the barrel and destroys it]
Angus : I did it! I finally beat you!
[Jumps up and down on it]
Angus : Beat you! Beat you! Beat you! Beat you! Beat you! Oh, look at that, that's spectacular!
[he goes to admire the view across the countryside]
Angus : You've given me a fighting chance, Ferdinand. Why would you do such a thing?
Ferdinand : If we don't look out for each other, who will? Besides, it wasn't that big of a deal.
Angus : It was for me.
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Paco : [Ferdinand comes home, bringing the other bulls with him] Holy Moly, you multiplied!
Ferdinand : Hey, Pac-man! I missed you, dawg.
Paco : Well, I didn't miss you! Not even a little bit.
Ferdinand : The tail don't lie, brother!
Paco : [sees his wagging tail has betrayed him] I have GOT to get that fixed.
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Ferdinand : You get to fight in a big, fancy arena, but I'm telling you, it's just another chop house!
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Ferdinand : [Hears Bones crying] Bones?
Bones : [startled] Ferdinand! Oh, I'm not...
Ferdinand : Are you okay?
Bones : Why wouldn't I be okay? I just have... uh... allergies.
Ferdinand : Oh. Oh, yeah. Sure... um. You know, There's a lot of pollen in the air, this time of year.
Bones : That's right. A lot of pollen. Makes my eyes water.
Ferdinand : Hey, I'm really sorry about Guapo. I know you guys were friends.
Bones : Bulls don't HAVE friends, Ferd. Guapo was my competition. Okay? I'm fine.
Ferdinand : Oh. Okay.
Bones : [Can't keep it together] I mean, how many times did I tell him? You gotta get outta your head, man. You gotta control your fears, you know? But he wouldn't listen.
[Sniffles]
Bones : Sorry.
Ferdinand : It's okay to feel bad, Bones.
Bones : You won't tell anyone about this, will you?
Ferdinand : I won't say a word. But if you ever wanna talk about... oh, I don't know... allergies, I'm around.
Ferdinand : Thanks Ferdinand. You're okay.
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Angus : [blindly stumbling about the yard, trying to blow his hair out his eyes] Ooh! Who did that! Oh, who pushed me? Who? Who... .
[bumps into the tractor]
Angus : It was YOU, wasn't it?
Ferdinand : Actually Angus, it was me.
Angus : Aw, I'm doomed. I'm doomed, I'm doomed, I'm doomed! Primero picks a bull tomorrow, and I'm talkin' to a bloomin' tractor!
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Lupe : Don't just think of it as a fight. Think of it as a dance!
Hans : A bull, dancing? Is this some kind of hilarious joke designed to make me laugh?
Greta : You see, horses, we have the beautifulest legs for the dancing.
Klaus : But bulls have short stubby legs.
Hans : Ja, look at me.
[waddles around on his knees and haunches]
Hans : Moo, moo, moo!
[the lipizzaner horses all laugh]
Lupe : Go eat a schnitzel, you pasty-faced glue stick!
Ferdinand : It's okay, Lupe. THey're right. I mean, how could a big clumsy bull ever do something like this!
[does the flamenco dance Nina taught him]
Lupe : Whoo! Check out my boy cutting a rug!
Dos : That was good!
Greta : You call that dancing? Nein! THIS is dancing!
[They perform a polka]
Angus : Three against one is hardly fair. Lupe, get my pipes!
[Lupe plays various kazoos like bagpipes and he does a scottish reel]
Angus : Well, put that in your kilts and smoke it!
Greta : Don't celebrate yet, you rump roast! Try THIS!
[the horses do a mix of ballet and gymnastics, ending by forming a heart with their heads and rumps]
Bones : Oooh, I HATE those horses!
Una : [Seeing where this is going, plugs in a boombox and puts on some hip-hop] It's showtime.
Bones : I'm goin' in!
[He joins in with a breakdance, and the three horses and three cows start an epic dance battle, which the horses are winning, until...]
Maquina : Argh!
[Joins in on the cow's side with robotic dance moves and the four do a grand synchronized finale, which the horses try to top but collide]
Hans : Watch where you're stepping, dummkopf!
Greta : Who are you calling dummkopf!
Klaus : You have four left hooves!