The Guide to Eating Pussy

Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don't like it but because it's really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it's time we broke it down. Like this. The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can't read the emotional road signs, you're going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face. Think of eating t… Read more

Posted by Jana-chen 4 years ago 100

Sex Industry Acronyms & General Acronyms

AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = American Born Chinese ABJ = American Born Japanese Agency = A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AI = Anal Intercourse Amazon = A large woman AMP = Asian Massage Parlor. A retail establishment staffed by Asians. Analingus = Licking anus AO = Asian Only. AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only Around the world = Anilingus and Fellatio Asian = Anilingus Asian Cowgirl = Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the… Read more

Posted by keenta 9 years ago 9

Wife's bad BBC Experience

Wife’s Bad BBC Experience: The largest from what my wife told me was a thick 12 inches. But that was also one of her bad experiences. This was while she was married to her Ex. She was in her late 20s and was going with a friend to a bar where her friend had a BBC she was meeting and doing in the car while, my Now wife, was staying in the bar dancing with different guys but behaving herself, until this one night she had too much to drink and this guy who had been hitting on her finally convinced her to go in the back. He stripped off her panty hose put her up on and old bar and tried to drive… Read more

Posted by wifelovesbbc1956 9 years ago 19

Hund fickt Mutter und Tochter

Hund fickt Mutter und Tochter Netzfund) Hund fickt Mutter und Tochter Ich habe eine perverse Mutter und sehne mich jetzt selber nach dieser Perversität… Angefangen hat alles vor 3 Jahren, als mein Vater als Fernfahrer arbeiten musste und demzufolge oft mehrere Tage unterwegs war. Meine Mutter ist 42 Jahre alt, mein Vater war 11 Jahre älter. Ich bin jetzt achtzehn. Wir haben ein kleines Häuschen mit kleinem Garten. Meine Mutter verdient sich etwas dazu, indem sie morgens Zeitungen austrägt. Da in unserer Umgebung mehrmals eingebrochen war, hatte meine Mutter Angst, weil sie oft mehrere Tage mi… Read more

Posted by Nuttenhengst 7 months ago 90

I was asked about my k9 experience (updated)

Recently I got this interesting message, so I wanted to share it with you. A: Hey bitch! Has your boicunt been fucked by a real dog cock, whore? Or do you still just dream of it? Me: Thx for asking, Sir. Yes, I've been mounted and bred by several big dogs over the years, and I have to admit I enjoyed it very much. It hurts every time when their knotty cocks enter my boicunt and start to fuck me with hard, rapid thrusts. But once their big fleshy cock is balls-deep up my pussyhole it feels just gorgeous. I get totally hot and the humiliation to be just a pathetic breeding hole for a randy mut… Read more

Posted by Sissydumbslut 1 year ago 41

Sucking a customer's dog

Working at a customer's house a few months ago, doing domestic renovation work. Lady owner was on work calls upstairs. She's got a lively cross breed greyhound and something else mix. He's about 8 years old. I had chance to play with her male dog while she was upstairs on a conference call with work. I stroked his back and neck and then reached down to his cock and started stroking his cock. Pretty quickly I could feel him getting harder. I ducked underneath him and began licking the red end of his cock. Less than a minute his cock suddenly pushed out of the sheath. He had a really meaty cock.… Read more

Posted by PaulaXD51 1 year ago 95

Kelly Visits the Country

Kelly turned off the paved road and onto the long dirt driveway. The sign said 'Wonder Farm 1.2 Miles' the arrow pointed straight ahead. As Kelly made her way down the long dirt drive she watched her rearview as the dust slowly settled behind her. The morning was cool, but the air was still. Kelly could tell it was going to be a hot sticky day. Probably going to get one of Missouri's famous thunderstorms by evening. She pulled her car up to the barn, stepped out and headed to the door marked office. "Good morning," the girl behind the counter said, "you must be Kelly." "And you must be Frol… Read more

Posted by 35whelen 6 years ago 41

instructions

So, you have your dog, but how do you get him interested? I suggest that first you get yourself stimulated so that you are producing your natural scent and lubrication. Do this while snuggling with him on the bed or floor so that he can start to smell it. After a few minutes, start with him. Pull the sheath back from his cock and study his cock; get to know it's shape and size. Work the sheath back and forth over it until it expands a little and begins to stick out of the sheath on its own. (If you have the guts, give it a little suck with your lips!) Then gently take hold of the red… Read more

Posted by trips1 3 years ago 75

Bold and Taboo

** 101 At my age of almost 13, me and my best friend Richard who was a little older than I were supposed to go to his house after school today! My parents made the arrangement with his parents for me to wait after school at his house until my parents picked me up around 6-6:30 early evening. When school was over we met in front of the school. We were surprised when we noticed it starting to rain and we started running for his house 2 blocks away. It was almost 2:20 when we opened the back door all out of breath and went inside. It was real dark inside the house as it was raining really hard n… Read more

Posted by flhot1 4 years ago 68

K9 antics xx

I was probably about fifteen or sixteen, at the time, but I'm pretty sure I was still at school when it happened. I was going out with a girl called Carol who was about the same age as me if not a little older but quite advanced sexually for her age. We used to meet on an evening when she took her family dog for a walk to the local park. We would invariably end up in the bushes that surrounded the park for some heavy petting which always involved her wanking me off and me fingering her pussy. The dog, which was a family pet and a big one, was a cross between an Alsatian and a Labrador, and alw… Read more

Posted by Choplanski 1 year ago 279

Dog dayz

I know it has been awhile: Dog Dayz I have been busy way busier then i ever wanted to be. I worked 15 months with out a day off during covid and i thought I would get back onto a somewhat regular schedule in my life. I was wrong I did get some dayz off I was in the hospital for a week because of exhaustion. So what has been happening. I think I did mention that I was owned by a nice older gentleman. Benny, it was a nasty winter and I did not get out to see him very often mostly cause of work but also weather. I did get out there a few timez and did as a good owned girl doez. I would arrive a… Read more

Posted by jellybj 2 years ago 49

Ten and a half reasons to have sex.

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Posted by gentle_love 6 years ago

Fantasy X BBC comic

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Posted by Dormir06 5 years ago 27

Dog Story

Translated from French XH submission Dog story ... 'My wife was quite prudish, she agreed to suck me from time to time, but impossible to cum in her mouth or on her face, sodomy? Unimaginable; we only fucked in the "missionary" position One summer day, after an invitation to a more than copiously watered barbecue, we stretched out in the garden, on our way home, to take advantage of the afternoon heat. As we were off to a good start, I brought some whiskey and some ice cream and we started drinking. Lying on the blanket next to my wife, I started to stroke her. Soon, excited, we walked into t… Read more

Posted by Zipster99 3 years ago 243

Fury fun

The back screen door slammed shut as Kellie returned home from her evening jog. Her father Al sat in his easy chair behind his newspaper. "That you, honey?" Kellie snorted, "It better be or they'll be trouble!" Rex, her shepherd dog, made klik-klik noises on the linoleum with his nails. The two had been inseparable since he arrived in the house a tiny puppy. "Can you come in the living room for a minute?" "Sure." She walked in lean and lithe, barely five feet tall, tiny breasts held in a sports bra and tank top, tight bottom in running shorts, her chestnut hair tied back in a pony tai… Read more

Posted by willisballbag 8 years ago 96